One day in Hong Kong, my friend Lydia and I had a brilliant idea: Inspired by recent revelations that mainland Chinese would snuggle up in the beds of Hong Kong's IKEA and have a right old sleep, we would make a film shot entirely in that shop.
Unfortunately the staff at IKEA, oblivious to dozens of people sleeping away for hours in various beds and sofas, were very eagle eyed when it came to video cameras on tripods. So the script I had laboured over for days, well, hours, about how my character Ah-Mok moved into IKEA because his own bed wasn't comfortable enough, and Lydia's character Ah-Wai reported him to the police, had to be scrapped. Another transgression by the nanny state.
(Below is another film starring the above mentioned geezers.)
However! Not before I had experienced one of my top ten moments in my life EVAH. For as Lydia and I were about to change out of our costumes in IKEA's very clean and comfortable ladies' toilet, I heard a female voice from the doorway, saying in Canotnese: "What... what? Is this also the men's toilet? How can it be?"
Reader, she had spotted ah-Mok in all his moustachioed splendour:
This happened in 2009, and in this as in so many other things, we were prescient. For only a few years later, actually in the last five minutes or so, it has become a thing!
Just like I could put on a moustache and be a man in the women's toilet, men are now putting on dresses, "identifying" as a woman, and using the ladies'! Without being arrested!
And not only that. Trying and failing to win as a man in various sports like swimming and weightlifting, these 250 pound, 6 foot 5 gorillas are now cleaning up in women's sports. All they have to do is put on a dress, take some hormones (or not), and Bob is their (female) uncle! Victory is secured! If the girls and women complain, they are pilloried for being "transphobic".
Talk about win-win. Not only do the MEN get to engage in and be praised for their sexual perversion autogynephilia, but they get to win at sports, rape women in women's prisons, expose themselves to girls in locker rooms with impunity, and even receive Brave Women of the Year awards, advertise for female products like make-up and tampons - all while living as a protected species, on top of the woke hierarchy.
Ordinary mortals are supposed to call the hairy-sacked, gravel voiced, penis dangling creatures "she/her" - and they do! With a straight face!
These people will do well to remember how the Soviet Union and other tyrannies (no, not "trannies," that's not allowed to write anymore) were created: One lie at a time.
“And therein we find, neglected by us, the simplest, the most accessible key to our liberation: a personal nonparticipation in lies! Even if all is covered by lies, even if all is under their rule, let us resist in the smallest way: Let their rule hold not through me!”
Well, cowardly guys, you think you're so clever, but remember, ah-Mok and ah-Wai did it first! And much more believably.
In Cantonese of course, he and she is the same word. One of many reasons why it's safe even for the most virtue signalling wokeist to Learn Cantonese the Natural Way - from a Norwegian!
Today's Cantonese: 男人唔可以做女人. Laam yan m ho yi tsou leui yan. Men can not be women.